Tango Problematique - Ylvis, Patricia Morales

Hola Mr. Byberg

Thank you for your time

We have a tiny problem

No no don’t worry

Your tower will be fine

Its just a tiny problem

Remember when we told you that your diving tower floats

Turns out not to be exactly true

But with a little money we will fix in no time,

We just need a million or two

The wind the waves the floating fundament are all just tiny problems

(Can you sign right here please)

The shape, the anchor,

The supply of cement are all just tiny tiny problems

(And also sign right here)

You know how we said it will only take two

Weeks turns out it will be more like two years

(And here and here)

But who’s to blame, certainly not us,

We assure you, we are expert engineers

The flood, the tide,

The horrible delays, minor problems, please don’t be alarmed

We’ll install som fancy lights,

Move it to another site,

Everything makes sense it’s just a matter of expense

Hamar the things I do

I do them all for you

Free dives for everyone

Diving is superfun

Hamar I love you