Death by Ninja (A Love Song) - Woodpigeon

I went to Ninja school

To learn how to murder you

With just one little punch

Nobody saw it true

Saw me come straight for you

And then I was gone

I came out of nowhere see

That’s what they taught to me

My Sensei named Don

Nobody lived you see

'Cause I’ll kill most anything

That gets in my way

«Hold on, he’s such a nice boy»

That’s what you once said

«Hold on, he might be the one»

But now you’re dead

I went to Ninja School

To learn how to murder you

With just one little touch

Nobody saw me strike

Late in the autumn night

When you were alone

Fun, fun, fun, fun came

With disposing of your corpse

I threw you in the boat

No one will ever know

That it was me