I Got a Razor - Willie Dixon, Memphis Slim

Man, you know I ain’t never

Lost no fight

I’m way too fast for that cat

Now look!

If me an a grizzly’s havin' a fight

No!

Don’t you think the fight ain’t fair

You talkin' 'bout helpin' me?

You better help that grizzly bear

I’ve got a razor, man

And I’ve got a *chib, this a cinch

Man, I can split a bolt a-lightnin'

Befo' the lightnin' could move an inch

Now, look!

If me an a wildcat

Is all in a clinch

You ain’t got to worry

I’ve got him cinched

Man, I’ll tie a couple knots

In his tail

Then I’ll pull his teeth

An clip his nails

I’ve got a razor, man!

I got chib, this a cinch

Yeah!

I could split a bolt a-lightnin'

Before the lightnin' could move a inch

Now, look!

Man, I can toss up a apple

And then shoot out the co'

Yeah!

I can peel it and then slice it

Befo' it hit the flo'

Man, you know I’ve got a razor

And can’t nobody win over me

When I got a razor

Man, I always got a razor!

And I don’t never miss

FADES:

You know I got a razor.

shive is a knife.

Willie pronounces it 'chib'.