Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead - Warren Zevon

I called up my friend LeRoy on the phone

I said, «Buddy, I’m afraid to be alone

Cause I got some weird ideas in my head

About things to do in Denver when you’re dead»

I was working on a steak the other day

And I saw Waddy in the Rattlesnake Cafe

Dressed in black, tossing back a shot of rye

Finding things to do in Denver when you die

You won’t need a cab to find a priest

Maybe you should find a place to stay

Some place where they never change the sheets

And you just roll around Denver all day

LeRoy says there’s something you should know

Not everybody has a place to go

And home is just a place to hang your head

And dream of things to do in Denver when you’re dead

You won’t need a cab to find a priest

Maybe you should find a place to stay

Some place where they never change the sheets

And you just roll around Denver all day

You just roll around Denver all day