Introduction - Von Pea, The Other Guys

Yeah

What’s goin on?

Tanya Morgan

And The Lessondary

Proudly presents: The Further Adventures of Von Pea

Starring Von Pea

Music by Madlib

Or should I say scored by Madlib?

And this goes out to everybody, I just wanna thank you

Von Pea from Tanya

Here to give you sucker ducks a reminder

You’re green with envy, you’re like slime-a

Nigga, get the sand out ya vagina

And if she got a heavy bottom and accepts my mistakes

Like Hillary Rodham

I’ma let her say «I got him!»

This ain’t a LP

This ain’t a mixtape

I’on really know what to call it other than «great»

If it was '98, you’d be dubbin' the tape

And if Madlib hear it, I’ll be catching a case

VonPea.com, but you’on gotta love us, we got moms

Annette, Beverly and Beverly

Now I reach the kids, Linda Ellerbee

I’on rap like this for the whole record

Have some damn patience, time ain’t a wastin'

You ain’t doin' nothin but sittin' in mom’s basement

Talking on iChat, so listen to my raps

It’s outta control

So I’m here to take the batteries from out the remote

And switch em

Bitchin'

Listen… I write with energy

BROOKLYN!

Ha ha ha

To all the pioneers from '73-'79 to '88 to right now

Well ain’t no pioneers right now, but you know what I mean

To everybody I came in the game with in 2001, yeah it’s been 7 years

To all the brand new artists right now, one love!

And on that note

Let’s get adventurous…