Muhammad My Friend - Tori Amos

Muhammad, my friend, it’s time to tell the world

We both know it was a girl, back in Bethlehem

And on that fateful day, when she was crucified

She wore Shiseido Red and we drank tea by her side

Sweet, sweet, sweet

Used to be so sweet to me, well

Muhammad, my friend, I’m getting very scared

Teach me how to love my brothers who don’t know the law

And what about the deal on the flying trapeze?

Got a peanut butter hand, but honey, do drop in at the Dew Drop Inn

I said, sweet, sweet, sweet

Between the boys and the bees

Sweet, sweet, sweet

Sweet, sweet, sweet, yes

Between the boys and the bees

Moses I know, I know you’ve seen the fire

But you’ve never seen fire until you’ve seen Pele blow

And I’ve never seen light but I sure have seen gold

And Gladys save a place for me on your grapevine

Till I get my own TV show

Ashre, ashre, ashre, ashre

And if I lose my Cracker Jacks at the tidal wave

I got a place in the Pope’s rubber robe

I said, Muhammad, my friend, it’s time to tell the world

We both know it was a girl, back in Bethlehem

We both know it was a girl, back in Bethlehem

We both know it was a girl, back in Bethlehem