Just Another Onionhead / Da Da Dali - Todd Rundgren

The blessing of the turtles, the eggs lay on the lawn

Paint a pretty picture for me to sit upon

The calling of the rabbit, the falling of the hare

The hat man then begins to play, a song is everywhere

You want the obvious, you’ll get the obvious

You want the obvious, you’ll get the obvious

You want the obvious, you’ll get the obvious

You want the obvious, you’ll get the obvious

Tell them Groucho said, you’re just another onionhead

(Just another onionhead, just another onionhead)

Another Virgin Mary, another case is shut

Have another helping, prime cut of baby’s butt

A sip of holy water, a shot of saving grace

Another western mystic, the words pore out my face

You want the obvious, you’ll get the obvious

You want the obvious, you’ll get the obvious

You want the obvious, you’ll get the obvious

You want the obvious, you’ll get the obvious

I’ll shave my skull instead, be just another onionhead

(Just another onionhead)

Dada Dali goodbye, Dada Dali don’t sigh

Your soft alarm clocks quake me

So boil your beans and meet me at Perignon Station

Crutch me Dali again, Lobster telephone friend

Stay in your seat, watch what you eat

If you don’t get a dead mule then you’ll know I’m in heat

Dada Dali hello, Dada Dali you’re

(Just another onionhead, just another onionhead)