To Me, To You (Bruv) - Tinchy Stryder, The Chuckle Brothers

Hello

Hello

Wait, I swear you’re The Chuckle Brothers

You must be Barry and he’s Paul

Nah something’s weird, where’s your ladders?

In the van, go get 'em Barry

What now?

Yeah, just a minute

Here’s TinchyIt isn’t.

It is!

It isn’t.

It is!

Is it?

Yeah!

Yeah it’s me, look up there

There’s a leak, you’re exactly the pair I need

Wait in fact, let me ask one question

One question?

Just one

I respect you both so you’re welcome here

But who or what really brought you here?

Dan, in his van, silly question

Yeah, what a silly question

Oh, cheeky and rude

I know my role, you play yours too

And put them ladders up Yeah, before you trip over laces, tie up your shoes

I wear slip ons, get the ladders Barry!

Mate, over here, quick word

Barry’s got shoes and they come with laces

You must have both misheard

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Yeah, safe, innit

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Oh dear

There’s a ladder, who’s taking it To me, to you

To me, to you then

Oh, just stop with that me to you, to me to you, to me to you stuff

We’ve both got things to do from me to you, from me to you bruv

What?

Oh, just stop with that me to you, to me to you, to me to you stuff

We’ve both got things to do from me to you, from me to you bruv

You’re two funny dudes, jokes aside, no pun intended,

mind your own business

It is our business.

We want to sing a song

We can do a duet?

Three-et, there’s three of us Nah, nah that’s a step too far

In fact, you can rap, take the next two bars

Hippity-hop, bibble-be-boop-boop

Oh my!

So, what do you think Tinchy?

Do you think we should put down a track?

Look, I met you at Keith Lemon’s show, y’know

And I said I’ve got a leak

But it was great mate, y’know

Of course, we could sing about a leak, couldn’t we?

I dunno, I dunno if we should do any songs together

You see the thing is, we sing

Nah, nah, nah, let’s get this straight

Laaaa, we sing songs

Yeah but, I mean, you’d need to sing with us Nah, I respect you, but bruv, please

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear

Alright then Tinchy, we’ll see ya Yeah, we better go then, see ya then, bye