We Are Llamas - Three Loco, Diplo

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Call the cops, call the cops

Got mad motherfucking marijuana crops

Got lime trees and lemon trees

Got twenty dirty bitches down on their knees

Water, water, H2O

No big screens, no HBO

Tomato

tomato, potato, potato

These hoes just won the fat boy lotto

Hef, please let me use your grotto,

hefty bitches is my motto

If you get on top, hooker, I think you might break my throttle

I’ll knock your head off, you softer than a bitch’s skin

You stupid bitches cannot win,

fuck your wifey in the face

And then I’ll take your next of kin,

Rin Tin Tin, I’ll stick a dildo

In your fucking fish food, which dude’s fish food

A rich dude’s fish food,

I got an iPad

​iMac body

and your mama sucks my dick when she’s high on

mollies, mollies

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Dirt Nasty and shit

This is agriculture

I grab a vulture

Who left that soda on the table?

Grab a coaster (Do that shit)

Girls wanna cuddle

Yeah, they wanna snuggle

Aw, that’s a cute teddy bear

Put it in your butthole

Ooh what you know 'bout me, Dirt Nasty, bitch, I’m a farmer

Come through with a ugly ass ho, call her two-headed llama

She wanna sleep on me, better bring some pajamas

I got a white boy Entourage, Johnny Drama

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Ay, yo

Spandex, I pull up with a lamb text

Too strudel, toaster strudel,

ballin' on you poodles

Two cougars, forty-plus,

clutching Rugers

Black out the two-seater,

MC Hammer, have you seen her

Forty karats in the gallon

It’s apparent, your parents, got 'em runnin' like mascara

Tempers flaring, I pull up in the Ric Flair McClaren

Four bad bitches on probation, are you sharing?

Got 'em jealous, twenty inches

on you fellas chop propellers

Got 'em running over Jerome Bettis,

Versace lettuce

No dieting,

Gucci eyelids,

I go to sleep, snobby pilots

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Diplo

I’m a farmer boy, goin' Scottie Pippen in Illinois

Teeth full of diamonds and corduroys,

been a while since I was unemployed

I’m the real McCoy, not a Hatfield

My RV got rims on twelve wheels,

I ride to the club on a school of seals

Turtles and beluga whales, escargot and a plate of snails

My farm grows broccoli and I get paid well

Only time will tell, bong like I just cracked the liberty bell

Gracin' on the cover of Mademoiselle,

sicker than a sick guy with sickle cell

Andy Milonakis just went to jail

Drinking V8 in the V12 with three Ls smelling like Adele

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