I've No More Fucks To Give - Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq, Damian Clark

i’ve tried, tried, tried

and i’ve tried even more

i’ve cried, cried, cried

and i can’t recall what for

i’ve pressed, i’ve pushed, i’ve yelled, i’ve begged

in hope of some success

but the inevitable fact is that

it never will impress

i’ve no more f-cks to give,

my f-cks have runneth dry,

i’ve tried to go f-ck shopping

but there’s no f-cks left to buy

i’ve no more f-cks to give,

though more f-cks i’ve tried to get,

i’m over my f-ck budget and

i’m now in f-cking debt

i strive, strive, strive

to get everything done

i’ve played by all the rules

but i’ve very rarely won,

i’ve smiled, i’ve charmed, i’ve wooed

i’ve laughed,

alas to no avail

i’ve run round like a moron,

to unequivocally fail!

i’ve no more f-cks to give,

my f-ck fuse has just blown,

i’ve been hunting for my f-cks all day,

but they’ve upped and f-cked off home,

i’ve no more f-cks to give,

my f-ck rations are depleted,

i’ve rallied my f-ck army but

it’s been f-cking defeated!

the effort has just not been worth

the time or the expense

i’ve exhausted all my energy

for minimal recompense

the distinct lack of acknowledgment

has now begun to gall

and i’ve come to realize that i

don’t give a f-ck at all!

i’ve no more f-cks to give,

my f-cks have flown away,

my f-cks are now so f-cked off

they’ve refused to f-cking stay!

i’ve no more f-cks to give,

my f-cks have gone insane

they’ve come back round and p-ssed me

while they’re f-cking off again!

i’ve no more f-cks to give,

my f-cks have all dissolved,

i’ve planned many projects

but my f-cks won’t be involved!

i’ve no more f-cks to give,

my f-cks have all been spent,

they’ve f-cked off from the building

and i don’t know where they went!

i’ve no more f-cks to give,

i’ve no more f-cks to give,

i’ve no more f-cks,

i’ve no more f-cks,

i’ve no more f-cks to give!