Joneses Rule Of Sport - The Wrens

the wife six kids

the boss the dog

and the mistress tuesday night

the kitchen sink

the midday drinks

itÂ's a pool boy afternoon

your boy heÂ's a girl

hereÂ's the daddyÂ's football star

your girl sheÂ's a boy

not the prom queen anymore

forget what youÂ've been taught

your just plastic sold and bought

because God knows all you want

in the JonesÂ' rule of sport

elect the man get fooled again

and you bought the mayorÂ's new lawn

a t.v.

smile donÂ't touch that dial

welcome to your life

itÂ's done one by one

so you join the shopperÂ's club

same hair same face

got to keep in the race

so you criticize / tie the noose too tight

leaves you spinning round and round

to impersonate your life.