Ugly Joe - The Tiger Lillies

You got a face on the front you got a face on the back

Your beard is so long it’s going down your back

You’re so ugly mirrors you crack

Down a back alley you’d better mind your back

You’re so ugly…

Where others got skin you got scales

You look a bit green and a bit pale

At genteel conversation you’re gonna fail

You’re as slimy as a garden snail

You got a bird’s nest in your beard, you hang around looking weird

You open your mouth saying something queer, as you drink twenty pints of beer

You’re so ugly…

You’ve got less charm than Attila the Hun

You got a dirty face and a dirty bum

Adolf Hitler would have been a chum

You’re a dirty low-life piece of scum

You’re a bearded leady in the freakshow, when they look at you you let them know

You can use more holes than they can show, the hate from you is quick to flow

You’re so ugly…

The little kids want to pull your beard you stab them with your spear

When they say is it real, sometimes you let them have a feel (of your fist)

Ugly…

Ugly Joe…