Monday Morning Secretary - The Statler Brothers

She leaves home at eight a little bit late a little bit tired of it all

She unlocks the doors and does so much more than what she gets credit for

She opens the mail straightens up without fail last Friday evening’s mess

She makes brand new coffee though her head’s hurtin' awfully

By nine she’s looking her best

And Monday comes dawning the world wakes up yawning

And Friday seems so far away

But there bright and early Monday morning secretary you sure do look pretty

today

(guitar)

At ten there’s a break she don’t always take just time for a powder and smoke

A salesman comes in looks her over end to end and tells her a new dirty joke

She laughs off his pass like she’s done in the past she knows all those lines

so well

Then at five she goes home to her cat and two rooms

And cries cause she’s lonely as hell

And Monday comes dawning…

You sure do look pretty today