Damned Old Dog - The Roches

Do I wanna be a dog?

Any diddlin' male would do

If I was a damned old dog

I wouldn’t be fussy for you

Do I wanna be a housebroken dog

Eat better than an Indian

I don’t wanna be a damned old dog

I just wanna lick your chin again

I thought that I could convince you

I thought that I could get through

Chew out a hole in the fence you

Barked up between me and you

Limpin' around in the moonlight

Coverin' up what I did

Words decompose all around me

Nuisances I committed

Do I wanna be a dog

Cut the heat out of me

If I was a damned old dog

I wouldn’t have to goddamn human be