I Think About You During the Commercials - The Riverdales

I can’t sleep at night and I can’t sleep in the day

It’s the tv dinner that’s keeping me awake

The worms are crawling in The worms are crawling out

The worms are playing poker on my snout

The theory of relativity

Finally started to make sense to me now

And I’m worried

Because the algebra never impresses me Turning 'round, it’s fascinating in proof

Of you

I think about you during the commercials

I try and keep you away

I think about you during the commercials

Every day

Stuck in my brain

«Growing Pains» go to the brain

Except sometimes when Jason talks to mike

And they really communicate

It started as just a head

In «The Brain That Wouldn’t Die»

On «Mystery Science Theater» last night

But when I get too drunk

And start picturing your face

I think of all the girls of «Melrose Place»

Consider all the possibilities

Ushered in by new technology

One million channels

Tv Guide says violence is falling off

I think that’s news we should be proud of As americans

I think about you during the commercials

I try and keep you away

I think about you during the commercials

All the time

Stuck in my mind

But when the break

Gets over, I Wonder why the Meathead

Never gets the business end of Archie’s boot

Like me and you, like me and you

Like me and you, like me and you