Too Many Twinkies - The Queers

Ripping off your friends, stuffing your fat face

I’m kinda bummed out I’m part of your race

Someday you will learn that it’s cool to start

Just look at me and B-Face and try not to barf

Too many twinkies

Too many twinkies

Too many twinkies

Too many twinkies

You’re a bunch of rockstars, you’re a bunch of lard

And I hate to tell you, y our bass player’s a retard

So shut your stupid fat moth and hang up those guitars

Quit beating off every night and smoking those cigars

Too many twinkies

Too many twinkies

Too many twinkies

Too many twinkies

Shut your fucking mouth