As My Wife Says - The Only Ones

As my wife says

This must be true love

I don’t believe her but she

Knows me well enough

I recognise the symptoms

But I don’t ever listen

To such morbid hysteria, ha ha With your mannequin posture

Such a soigné thing to do Your expression teases

Then it almost pleases

But I don’t mind

Passing time this way, hey hey

Daily love so gaily

Cry in bed alone tonight

Hope one day you’re going under

Stuck at home with a kid, it’s frightening

You know I’m faster than lightning