Disclaimer - The Offspring

Ladies and gentlemen…

Welcome to the disclaimer!

That’s right, the disclaimer!

This 'Merican apple pie institution known as parental discretion

Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm

From the lyrics that might actually make you think

And will also insult your intelligence at the same time

So protect your family

This album contains explicit depictions of things which are real

These real things are commonly known as life

So, if it sounds sarcastic, don’t take it seriously

If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all

And if it offends you, just don’t listen to it