Card Shark - The New Basement Tapes

There are many kinds of fish that swim in the sea

There’s others that swim in the dark

And of those troupers and trouts and dolphins and whales

The one you must watch is the shark

Card shark (yes, m’am)

Get ‘m in the nose

That ol' card shark

Now I sat me down to have some fun

I jumped in the tank for a spell

I boogalooed in the bunkhouse and saw some bandits on the run

I went down to get water from the well

Card shark (yes, m’am)

Get ‘m in the nose

That ol' card shark

Now set ‘m up, Samba

Sit on it awhile

Toss in the towel and have a kick

Stick it in the rear and roar for a bit

And waddle down the road like a brick

Card shark (yes, m’am)

Get ‘m in the nose

That ol' card shark