Weird Boy Next Door - The Muffs

A little weirdo wasted

Sitting in a bedroom

At the home of Mommy

And never get a job

He’s feeling oh so angsty, and never lift a finger

Only thinks of one thing, that’s about himself

He’s yelling for no reason

Soaking in the gutter

Someone should shake him, and throw him in the sea

He’s an empty vessel, made of cotton candy

Nobody knows why he’s such a dud

OOOAAAHHH

He’s a boy next door, what a bore

Do nothing what he’s living for

He’s a boy next door, what a bore

Nasty keep away from him

WOOOAAAHHH

Forget about him, and then you hear him

Hitting our garage door, with a baseball bat

Yeah he’s like a caveman, but he’s not as clever

In fact he’s dumber, then a common rat

OOOAAAHHH

He’s a boy next door, what a bore

And no smarter than a living floor

He’s a boy next door, what a bore

Nasty keep away from him

OOOAAAHHH

Super-weirdo will you ever go away?

The weirdo honestly, no-one cares, you’re odd

WOOOAAHHH

A little weirdo wasted

Sitting in a bedroom

At the home of Mommy

And never get a job

He’s feeling oh so angsty, and never lift a finger

Only thinks of one thing, that’s about himself

He’s yelling for no reason

Soaking in the gutter

Someone should shake him, and throw him in the sea

He’s an empty vessel, made of cotton candy

Nobody knows why he’s such a dud

OOOAAAH

He’s a boy next door, what a bore

Do nothing what he’s living for

He’s a boy next door, what a bore

Nasty keep away from him

WOOOAAAHHH