Whoops! What a Palaver - The Monochrome Set

I quote in the vernacular

And edit speech oracular

To seek a phrase spectacular

Like, «Piss off you cunt», or «I hate the Queen», or «I am one»

I wheedle out a vanity

Expose it with inanity

Expand it to insanity

He struck me as sick, talentless dick, got on my wick

Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my boy

Oh, slip us a fiver, and enjoy

I veer from the phenomenal

To mildly astronomical

Then swing to being comical

Little joke, like, here, here & there, now & then

I jeer at his philosophy

And leer at her biology

I never make apologies

Well, not for a ten, follow me drift, need a new watch

Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my love

Oh, do us a favour, hard cash, guv

Or piss off home

Anything you do, I can do better

But I’ve just got some better things to do Any size you get, well, I’ve been bigger

Than you

Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my dear

Oh, just put your signature right here

Whoops, what a palaver, eh, my love

Oh, do us a favour, hard cash, guv

Or sling yer hook