"Are Or Aren't?" (Dialogue) - The Lonely Island

Yeah

It’s Hunter

Stomping through the forest like a retarded Tyrannosaurus

Hunter eating beefcakes in the back a Ford Taurus

Fuck a chorus, fuck my moms, fuck your dad, fuck this song

Seriously though, fuck this song, I can’t stand it man, fuck this song, yo

Campbell’s soup, Campbell’s soup

And I ride with ya girl, Lake Havasu

And I hula hoop, it’s nothing else, butt naked, that’s nothing else

I’m young and half dead already

You’re old time for Betty bye bye

Say «Hi guy» in a drive-by 'cause I’m polite

Whole crew full of losers that are all richer than you, sir

And you suck and you suck

How did it get now, you sucked

Oh shit, the king is retarded

One round, head down, eyes up, nose down

Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (I'm fuckin' hungry)

One round, head down, eyes up, nose down

Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (Fuck it)

Hey yo, I fucked your girl with her baby inside

And then baby had a baby with rabies and didn’t survive

Think that’s disgusting?

Peep this booger I picked

And if you think that’s sick, check this wart on my dick

Hey yo, I’m kidding, girl (Or am I?)

Of course I am (That's a lie)

I got a lot of dichotomy and I think I need a lobotomy

Snort more keys than a boss

Steal more ball than a game that’s lame

Blah blah, rap rap rap rap rap

You get it, you get it, everybody gets it

I rap good (Who cares?)

Shaved my balls (Kept the hair)

Knit that shit into a sweater (Motherfucker's itchy as shit)

Fuck around and kill you, my safe deposit got a mil, dude

Yo girl’s with me and she’s nude which I ignore 'cause I’m rude

One round, head down, eyes up, nose down

Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (I'm fuckin' hungry)

One round, head down, eyes up, nose down

Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat