PARTY TIME CRUST CAKES - The Left Rights

Party Time Crust Cakes

I love them all

They all have some special meanings to me!

I don’t like the ones with purple hats

Although, they might have some great, stupid, lovely adorable children who grow

up to kill you all

They will rip your heads off and play ping-pong with your eyeballs

You know it’s to be true

You know it to be true

You know it to be true

You block it from your brain, every night as you sing Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely

Hearts Club Band to your parakeet

Every day, you try to block it

What you do, what you do you hide yourself behind your yellow lemons

And what you do at night, before you go to sleep, is what it’s crazy but you

know they grow up and they’re going to *cough* they’re going to stick golf

clubs in your rectum

And when they’re still playing ALL 18 HOLES

Not 17. Not 5

They’re not going to be benevolent

These people are out to get you!

They’re going to play all 18 holes