Public Service Broadcast - The Holloways

Where’d the control to my TV go

It’s the witness to the world but a nuisance to my soul

Where’d the control to my TV go

Trisha’s on the telly man, I don’t wanna know

Just how low this country can go

Where’d the control to my TV go

This boxer’s in prison without parole

Where’d the control to my TV go

The weather girl forecasts rain and snow

But outside my window, sunshine glows

Where’s my control

Where’s my control, my control

I stick my hand down my settee

And I get stuck I can’t get free

All I find’s a measly 50p

And now I’m stuck on my settee

With one hand free and shit TV

And I can’t quite reach my cup of tea

Where’s my control

Where’s my control, my control

Where’d my control go, I don’t know

Where’d my control go, I don’t know

Where, I don’t know where

BBC and ITV, they’re meant to educate their PSBs

I might as well watch QVC

QVC’s alright with me, it’s got exactly what I need

A brand new control for my TV

Where’s my control

Where’s my control, my control (x2)

Where’d my control go, I don’t know

Where’d my control go, I don’t know

Where, I don’t know where

Where’d my control go, I don’t know, (where'd my control to my TV go)

Where’d my control go, I don’t know, (where'd my control to my TV go)

Where, I don’t know where