The Mole From The Ministry - The Dukes Of Stratosphear

If you think there’s something wrong

Holes appearing on your lawn

Don’t you blame the man next door

It’s not him

Flowers walk from place to place

Dark spot moves around your face

Objects vanish without trace

It’s not you

I’m the mole from the Ministry

And you’ll all bow down to me

I’m the mole in your potting shed

I’m the bad thoughts inside your head

And you won’t catch me

(Fish and visitors smell after three days)

If you thinks there’s something strange

Garden starts to rearrange

From perfect lawn to mountain range

It’s not you

I’m the mole from the Ministry

Working underground

And you’ll all bow down to me

Moving facts and figures all around

I’m the mole in your potting shed

Undermine your world

I’m the bad thoughts inside your head

And you shouldn’t think me, No!

And you shouldn’t think me

Mole

Mole

Mole