Santa's Got a Sweet Tooth - The Dip

When Christmas came around this year

It was a different kind of atmosphere

No chestnuts roasting and no more wine

She just had me on the kitchen grind

Had me sifting flour twenty- five pounds an hour

And creaming butter like you wouldn’t believe

I need you to tell me baby what all this is for

Cause I don’t think I can eat anymore and she said

Santa’s got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)

And he’s coming down the chimney tonight

Santa’s got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)

And I wanna treat the big man right

My baby spent the whole damn night

Making cookies, cakes, and pies

I wonder why

Later that night I heard a sound that didn’t seem right

I looked down peeking from the top of the stairs

And you can guess who was standing there

It was old Saint Nick sucking on a peppermint stick

His beard was covered in crumbs

But when the treats were gone Santa moved on

And my baby coming back to bed she said

Santa’s got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)

And he’s coming down the chimney tonight

Santa’s got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)

And I wanna treat the big man right

My baby spent the whole damn night

Making cookies, cakes, and pies

I wonder why

I fell back to sleep and had the most terrible dream

My baby was in love with one Christopher Kringle

No wonder she was making all those sweets

I jolted awake and she was gone

All of the sudden I heard sleigh bells on the rooftop

I ran over to the window and what do you know

She was flying off with Santa Claus

Yeah yeah Santa’s got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)

And he’s coming down the chimney tonight

Santa’s got a sweet tooth (Woo ooh woo)

And I wanna treat the big man right

My baby spent the whole damn night

Making cookies, cakes, and pies

And I wonder why

Please baby don’t run off with that jolly old man

He can’t love you the way that I can

He comes around but once a year

And scoops you up right outta here

No baby it just ain’t right

Flying off on me like that in the middle of the night

Please baby I can be sleek too

Oh man what am i gonna do

(Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)

(Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho)