Bish Bash Bosh - The Cleaners From Venus

Bish bash bosh

It was back in the 80s when the frocks went posh

Yeah it was bish bash bosh

Just as long as you got your dosh

Splish splash splosh

Bolly Beluga talking all that tosh

Yeah it was splish splash splosh

Just as long as you got your dosh

Did your old girl moan, and your granddad weep

When they knocked down the pub in Liverpool Street?

It was under the dirty old stairs called the apples and pairs (Yeah!)

With the pound note gone, and the coins come in

And the love and peace firmly in the bin

And the leader in and her shiny girls and boys

Bish bash bosh

Time that the hippies had a damn good wash

It was a bit ships prow

'Cause we were into the 80s now

Then it was, «ok, ya!»

Going to Twickers in your daddy’s car

Then it was, «oh my gosh!»

Which was pucker for bish bash bosh

And did your mate come round like he owned the earth

Saying you’ll never guess what my house is worth?

Better buy one then 'cause they’re shooting up round here ('Ere!)

Seven years ago he was moving sacks

Now he’s mooching round with a Filofax

And he’s in the pub with a wine instead of a beer