The Perfect Nanny - The Cast of Mary Poppins

Wanted: A nanny for two adorable children.​

(sung)

If you want this choice position

Have a cheery disposition

Rosy cheeks, no warts

That’s the part I put in!

Play games, all sort

You must be kind, you must be witty

Very sweet and fairly pretty

Take us on outings, give us treats

Sing songs bring sweets

Never be cross or cruel

Never give us castor oil or gruel

Love us as a son and daughter

And never smell of barley water

I put that in too!

If you won’t scold and dominate us

We will never give you cause to hate us

We won’t hide your spectacles so you can’t see

Put toads in your bed or pepper in your tea

Hurry, Nanny

Many thanks

Sincerely

Jane and Michael Banks