Please Don't Call Me Crazy - The Cactus Blossoms

I got a time machine

Bought it off TV

Was a commercial break

On Jeopardy

Everything’s a gamble

Nothing is free

An answer is a question

Don’t ask me

Computer in your pocket

Nobody has to know

Two fingers in the socket

Breaker’s gonna blow

Trouble on the line

Fodder in the feed

What you want

Not what you need

Please don’t call me crazy

Please don’t call me crazy

Please don’t call me crazy

Gollum is a hero

On the silver screen

Slicked-back hair

Doesn’t mean a thing

Takin' it easy

Takes a heavy toll

She wants it hot

He’s gettin' cold

Please don’t call me crazy

Please don’t call me crazy

Please don’t call me crazy

Please don’t call me crazy