Santa Drives A Hot Rod - The Brian Setzer Orchestra

You know when I was just a little boy

I was so happy that Santa made all those toys

Just himself and those little elves

All by themselves

And all those toys wound up on Macy’s shelves

And now that all this time has passed

I just wonder how did Santa’s sleigh get around so fast

Well, Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)

Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)

It’s the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh

Now, no offense to Rudolph

Donner, Blitzen and you know all the rest of those reindeer cats

But you know there ain’t no way

That reindeer can pass no driver’s test

I do believe that Santa’s sleigh got a big-block Chevrolet

If he’s gonna make it around the world on Christmas Day

Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)

Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)

It’s the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh

He’s got to stop in Tokyo, and don’t forget Australia too

He’s got a drop off in Hawaii

Gonna sail the ocean blue

Gonna stop in California for a cocktail and some gas

By the time he gets to England

He’s got no more time to lapse

Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)

Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)

It’s the only way he can rock and roll that old Christmas sleigh

OK, now listen

Now, no offense to Rudolph

Donner, Blitzen and you know all the rest of those reindeer cats

But you know there ain’t no way

That reindeer can pass no driver’s test

I do believe that Santa’s sleigh got a big-block Chevrolet

If he’s gonna make it around the world on Christmas Day

Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)

Santa’s got a hot rod (Santa's got a hot rod)

Well, that’s what I’m trying to say to all of you

Santa drives a hot rod

That old rusty sleigh just won’t do