The Strain - The Bonzo Dog Band

Hey, hey, human gonna do The Strain

I’m gonna grip the seat I’m gonna pull your chain

Barbed-wire bum baby, be like me

We’re gonna do the strain on the lavatory

We’re gonna e-eeeeeeeeease it out

We’re gonna squee-eeeeeeeeeeze it out

So get a grip on your seat.

We’re gonna get relief somehow

Nnnnnggggggh!

Nnnnnggggggh!

Every time I settle down and try to read a book

The telephone starts ringing so I leave it off the hook

The Jehovah’s Witness come knocking at my door

I try to tell them nicely but they still come back for more

Straining, complaining--No!

I’m not complaining

I just got a lot of shit in me — gotta get it out!

Nnnnnggggggh!

Nnnnnggggggh!