Just Can’t Lose! - The Aquabats

I can’t open the door to my car anymore

But I don’t care

You don’t call me on the phone anymore

But I don’t care

I got hit on the head with my new surfboard

And it’s making me bored

Cuz I don’t know I don’t care anymore

I got a littering ticket at the dump

Such a tragedy

My parents fired me for mowing my lawn

Finally

My hair gel’s obsolete

My shoes don’t fit on my feet

Juicy Fruit’s not as sweet

Cuz I don’t know I don’t care anymore

Must be a voodoo doll with my name on it

Maybe a black cat has crossed my path

But I never get sad and I never look back

Cuz no matter what I do

I just can’t lose

And even if I do

I’ll jump your bike

Right off of your roof

Cuz if I crash real bad

Your sister will think I’m rad

No matter, no matter what I do

I just can’t lose

I stepped on a crack and

It broke my momma’s back

But she’s okay

I’m a hypochondriac and

I think I had a heart attack

But I’m okay

Things are looking up

Didn’t get hit by a bus

Maybe I’m starting to care

A little more than before

Must be a voodoo doll with my name on it

Maybe a black cat has crossed my path

But I never get sad and I never look back

Cuz no matter what I do

I just can’t lose

And even if I do

I’ll jump your bike

Right off of your roof

Cuz if I crash real bad

Your sister will think I’m rad

No matter, no matter what I do

I just can’t lose

Yeah I broke my leg but

I guess that’s just my style

It’s a victory because

It made your mamma smile

Cuz no matter what I do

I just can’t lose

And even if I do

I’ll jump your bike

Right off of your roof

Cuz if I crash real bad

Your sister will think I’m rad

No matter, no matter what I do

I just can’t lose

And even if I do I can always move

And even if I do

I can auction off all of your shoes

You lose