Family Functions - That Dog.

Now that you are my most special one

And you know we’ve already gone to the prom

Won’t you come with me to family functions?

Won’t you be the one that I’ve got on my arm?

It’s not every boy who brings me broken arrows

It’s not every boy who brings me bottled rain

Won’t you come with me to family functions?

You will see then that I’m not really to blame

Grandpa Earl runs his own kosher fish store

Uncle Max was in the Mob

Cousin Lester married a shiksa

Crazy Aunt Ingas can’t find a job

Ingas, oh pingas, you’re my favorite

Great Grandpa Joey choked on a prune

Cute little Bunny, all in her party dress

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Uncle Tony, she’s a bride in June

«He's a nice Jewish boy,» they will say

But the truth is that I knew it all along

Won’t you come with me to family functions?

You had better, 'cause I wrote you this damn song