Mummy Metal for the Masses - Terror 2000

My daddy bought me a car

He’d never think I would go this far

Racing down through the city

In my Mercedes Cabriolet

Like a singing ricochet

I head for the beach

As the wig is flowing in the breeze

Ruth is feeding me with cheese

Yes I’m a fake but don’t you tell anyone

I’m a singer in a rock 'n roll band

And we’re so god damn great

My Band is on top of the world

That’s what people think

And yeah, thats the god damn truth

And my wife’s name is Ruth

My rock 'n roll age is twenty

But the fact is, I’m plenty

I will never give up my fame

But people say I’m so fucking lame

We woke up the pharaohs, we played by the Nile

Mummy metal for the masses

Tutankhamen went wild, Cleopatra she smiled

First aid for the masses

Yes I’m a fake but don’t you tell anyone

I’m a singer in a rock 'n roll band

And we’re so god damn great

In the weekends I play gold

With my dear friend Dr. Rolf

He’s the one who fixed my face

'Cause I don’t wanna look like a basket case

People do not know I’m a fake

That could be more than they could take

I’m wearing make up to look so good

The bandanna keeps the wig in place

We woke up the pharaohs, we played by the Nile

Mummy metal for the masses

Tutankhamen went wild, Cleopatra she smiled

First aid for the masses