I Wanna Be a Dog - Teenage Bottlerocket

I wanna be a dog

I wanna lay around all day

Don’t wanna be part of the stupid games that people play

I wanna be a dog

Throw all my cares away

Can’t wait for you to get back home, so that we can play

I wanna be a dog

A dog

I wanna be a dog

You can teach me how to beg

I’ll lick my balls and then when you get home, I’ll hump your leg

I wanna be a dog

Just don’t be cruel to me

Don’t wanna be in one of those commercials on TV

I’ll always be right by your side, when I see all the tears you cry

I’ll sit next to you at night

Scratch my ears and hold me tight

I wanna be the best fucking friend you’ve ever had

Cuz you’re so rad

I wanna be a dog

I wanna be a dog

I wanna be a dog

I wanna be a dog