Naked in a Lake - Team StarKid

Son

Come on buddy, the water’s just right

So come on buddy, let’s have a water fight.

Splashy, splashy, there’s nothing more fun

Then dropping trou' and getting some sun.

You can skinny if you’re fat or old

Put marco polo in a wrestling hold.

All your problems wash away

When you’re naked, yeah you’re naked in a lake.

Come on guys, it’s super warm!

Dad

Oh, I don’t know about this!

Ok!

Son

Everybody jump in, come and splash around, feel the water between your toes

Everybody swim, take a mini vacay wearing only your birthday clothes.

I promise I won’t judge if you’ve got freckles or some pudge

Cos their just one way to spend the rest of the day

Getting naked, yeah let’s get naked, get naked in a lake.

All

Naked in a lake.

Naked in a lake.

Naked in a lake.

Get naked in a lake.

Naked in a — we’re naked in a lake.

Son

Come on, mouthface, I know you want to.

Daughter

I can finally lose this dress!

Whee!

Son

Come on grandpa, water’s good for you.

Grandpa

I beat you to it, my diaper’s wet!

Son

It’s nothing super sexual

Cos the act is nothing actual.

It’s time to free your little guy and let him play

And have the time of your life starting today.

Everybody jump in, come and splash around, feel your body jingle jangle

Everybody’s got fins and it’s super cool when you’re kicking off your sandals.

If life ever gets you stressed, find some woods and take a bath

And get naked

Yeah!

All

Let’s get naked in a lake

Son

Yabbadabbadoo!

Let’s get naked

All

Let’s get naked in a lake.

Daughter

They did it in ancient rome

Grandpa

It’s everybody’s oldest story

Mother

You can even do it alone

Ox

Just you and all your glory!

All

Everybody flip out

Son

Try to dunk your head, see how long you can hold your breath

All

You can even use toys

Son

Like a floating raft for the sexual orgy fest

You can do it in the dark, but it’s better when you see your parts

Daughter

And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

All

Being naked, yeah super naked, we’re naked in a lake

Naked in a lake

We’re naked in a lake

Naked in a lake

Naked in a lake

Naked in a lake

We’re naked in a lake

We are rich in oregich

Father

But who cares, cause we’re naked, yeah we’re naked in a lake

(Dialouge)

Mother

C’mon, buddy, the water’s just right…