Americanofonia - Taxi

E din nou, la televizor, un talk-show important,

In prime time, cu un share-market ridicat.

Moderatoru-i charismatic, un tip foarte cool

Si totu-i OK, ca e live, e-adevarat.

El ne vorbeste cu charisma aferenta despre tot,

Are un target dezvoltat.

Promotion-ul e bun, il ajuta si look-ul —

Asta se trage de la fitness, neaparat.

Suntem anglofoni, americanofoni,

Suntem bu-bu, bu-bu, bu-bufoni.

II:

Intru-n vorba c-o tipa, o-ntreb cu ce se ocupa.

Imi spune ca e hostess la sampling-uri.

Are un CV bun, care ii permite

Sa participe la shooting-uri

Si tot felul de happening-uri.

Oh God — mai zice ea — dar am si-un prieten

Cu un job intr-un office, unde nu-i platit in lei.

Chiar acum a iesit dintr-un brain storming,

Mi-a dat un call, trebuie sa plec, OK?

Si-atunci ca sa nu par de-a dreptul tampit,

Am spus si eu o data fuck si-o data shit.

III:

Am ajuns la middle-part.

Vom trece in revista

Noi cuvinte romanesti, de pe lista:

Business, meeting, briefing, trading,

Casting, shopping, fashion, trend,

Dealer, broker, leader, joker,

Manager, advertising, P.R., brand,

Lobby, hobby, weekend, party,

Timeout, fifty-fifty, supermarket, copyright,

Discount, cash, card, net, mail, chat, standby,

DJ, VJ, LP, CD, bye, bye !

Oops, yeah …

It's an important talk show on TV again,

In prime time, with a high market share.

His charismatic moderator, a very cool guy

And it's all OK, it's live, it's true.

He speaks to us with charisma about everything,

It has a developed target.

The promotion is good, the look also helps -

That's the decent thing to do, and it should end there.

We are English-speaking, American-speaking,

We are bu-bu, bu-bu, bu-bufoni.

II:

I'm talking to a girl, I'm asking her what she's doing.

She tells me she's a sampling hostess.

He has a good resume, which allows him

Participate in shootings

And all kinds of happenings.

Oh God, she says, but I also have a friend

With a job in an office, where he was not paid in lei.

Right now he's out of a brainstorming,

He gave me a call, I have to go, OK?

And then so as not to sound silly,

I said fuck once and shit once.

III:

We've reached the middle ground.

We'll review

New Romanian words from the list:

Business, meeting, briefing, trading,

Casting, shopping, fashion, trend,

Dealer, broker, leader, joker,

Manager, advertising, P.R., brand,

Lobby, hobby, weekend, party,

Timeout, fifty-fifty, supermarket, copyright,

Discount, cash, card, net, mail, standby chat,

DJ, VJ, LP, CD, bye, bye!

Oops, yeah