All Tardigrades Go to Hell - Tardigrade Inferno

Hello, hello, my darlings

Ain’t that a lovely sight?

Roll up and gather round

We have a show for you

TONIGHT!

To all who in a back rows —

You want to die of age?

There sure will be a chance, now

Come closer to stage

And DANCE!

There is a cavern where

The King of Maggots lies

A granter of all wishes

A devil in disguise

When tardigrades were fragile

A lonely tardigrade

Came to the King of Maggots

To wish and was betrayed

You want to live forever

No death, no agony

This is beyond my power

Can’t fool the entropy

But I can make you stronger

Impossible to kill

Immune to heat and hunger

A gesture of goodwill

A wicked catch embedded

In this demonic spell

A body dies and after

A soul will go to hell

Immune to all the torment

Immune to hellish flame

They colonized inferno

For them it’s all the same

Hello, hello, my darlings

Ain’t that a lovely sight?

Roll up and gather round

We have a show tonight

To all who in a back rows —

You want to die of age?

There sure will be a chance, now

Come closer to this stage

And DANCE!

A smell of burning eyelids

And crying from below

The Tardigrade Inferno

Is perfect for the show!