Cyber Space Sirens / Computer Casanovas - Super 8 Bit Brothers

You’re all welcome, here’s an invitation

Lock arms, join the celebration

Fake girls, and fake boys

Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

(Werewolf behind the computer

Photoshopped image couldn’t look any cuter)

Here’s my best angle ten years ago

I wait for the buffer when it’s running slow

(Pale skin bras and the plastic noses

Red eye flashes, doing curious poses)

Inbox lucky like a four leaf clover

Should be unread, hope someone’s coming over

(Chat room fishing while I wait with patience

Kickin' up the jams at radio stations)

Open the door then I realize

You’re so much different than real life

You’re all welcome, here’s an invitation

Lock arms, join the celebration

Fake girls, and fake boys

Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

You’re all welcome, here’s an invitation

Lock arms, join the celebration

Fake girls, and fake boys

Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

(Full color print to keep in my pocket

Eyeballs fuckin' bustin' out of their sockets)

She’s a perfect ten, drives me out of my mind

Maybe three or four when she’s not online

(Glitch in my head run the virus scan

Control alt delete, apple command)

Troubleshoot the problem in the FAQ

Is one more lesson that I could use

(Ask dot com open search for answers

When did everyone become erotic dancers?)

All the plain Janes and the average Joes

Woke up as strippers and gigolos

Exiled to live in the shadows

Making love with our eyes closed

Hate the players, hate the game

Hate the god who made us play

Trapped in the third dimension

You’re all welcome, here’s an invitation (fake girls, fake boys)

Lock arms, join the celebration (fake girls, fake boys)

Fake girls, and fake boys

Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

You’re all welcome, here’s an invitation

Lock arms, join the celebration

Fake girls, and fake boys

Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

You’re all welcome, here’s an invitation

Lock arms, join the celebration

Fake girls, and fake boys

Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas

You’re all welcome, here’s an invitation

Lock arms, join the celebration

Fake girls, and fake boys

Cyber space sirens, computer casanovas