Oh Good It's One of Those "Reality" Shows - Joshua Fit For Battle

Every time

I turn on my television

I see someone who is paid to tell me

What I need to be happy or a success

I see families

Who create and solve problems in 25 minutes

And it’s no wonder why kids are trapped in sitcoms

Trying to figure out what’s wrong with their families

These kids aren’t given any answers

Just standards they can’t live up to

And so we wonder where

These people’s self-esteem goes

That’s right, it’s fucking still in Channel 7

Trying to figure out

How to lose

10 pounds in 10 minutes

Their mind is still in Channel 7