For The Ladies - Stephen Lynch

I kissed you on the cheek, «Goodnight my love» I say

You turned to me and smiled «A baby’s on the way»

And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew

And I lie wondering just what I should I do…

I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares

I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs

When I tell you that I love you I will look you in the eye

As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh…