Casualty of Love - Stephen Lynch, The Wedding Singer Ensemble

I thought I had the kind of love

You find in fairy tales

But then my girl ripped out my heart

With her plastic press-on nails

So if you know the kind of pain

This looser’s singin' of

Well, let me hear you say it

I’m a casualty of love

Just a casualty of love

I’m a casulaty of love!

Tell me about it!

I put a top hat on my cat, and I asked him to the prom

I was stood up by my date, and by date I mean my mom

Each night I open up my mouth and give those twinkies a shove

Well I know why you do it

You’re a casualty of love

I’m a casualty of love

Just a casualty of love

A casualty of

Love

We’re from different walks of life

And different points of view

But we come together now

Through our hatred of you!

Cause we’re casualties of love

Love’s a trick, love’s a trap

Love’s a hot chick with the clap

Love’s a hoax, love’s a tease

A pinata full of bees

Love’s a joke, love’s a scam

A Sargent Slaughter body slam

Love’s a wound, watch it bleed

Love’s the only thing I…

You’ll end up just like us

Cause, trust me, love always ends

You’ll be fat, divorced, and broke

While she has sex with all of your friends

You’ll be casualties of love

Love’s a trick, love’s a trap

Love’s a hot chick with the clap

Love’s a wound, watch it bleed

Love’s the only thing I need

I need

No one’s ever gonna love

A casualty of love