I Ain't Buying What You're Selling - Steel Panther

I don’t need a crystal ball

To tell me that I’ll be

Dead from liver failure

Just wait around and see

Don’t need acupuncture

To rid me of my pain

I’ve got pharmaceuticals

And no plans to abstain

Cuz I ain’t buying, I ain’t buying what you’re selling

Cuz I ain’t buying, I ain’t buying what you’re selling

I don’t need confession

To absolve me of my sins

They’re as much a part of me

As a fish is to his fins

I don’t need the government

Or a social safety net

That ponzi scheme will crash someday

If it hasn’t started yet

And I ain’t buying, I ain’t buying what you’re selling

And I ain’t buying, I ain’t buying what you’re selling

If I come across

As if I am complaining

It’s cuz you’re pissing down my back

And you’re telling me it’s raining

Maybe you believe the bullshit

Or maybe you’re just lying

But I ain’t buying

I don’t need conspiracies

Or ufology

To distract me from my happy life

Of mediocrity

I’ve got a labradoodle

And I’ve got the gift of song

And when that’s not enough

I take a ripper off my bong

And I ain’t buying, I ain’t buying what you’re selling

I ain’t buying, I ain’t buying what you’re selling

I ain’t buying, I ain’t buying what you’re selling