(Too Many) Options - NO AH, Speelburg

In a cold sweat

I must be standing in a fountain, I’m so wet

So many choices and I don’t know where to begin

What a state I’m in

It feels like life or death

So many options

Too much to choose from

I wish Netflix had a feature

So I could just turn on and tune into the middle

Of an episode or movie

And experience television like I did 10 years ago

Because things were better then

And the world is in flames

And no one’s getting paid

And we’re all getting laid off

Too many options

Am I supposed to take an unpaid internship at Lehman Bros

I read somewhere they don’t exist anymore

All I want to do is play some shows

For an undisclosed small fortune

That I’ll squander on print media advertisements

Too many options

Too much to choose from

You’re the one for me

And I’m the one for you

'Till someone better comes along