Oh, You Have No Idea - Sophie Tucker

There’s a man

There’s a man

Has the old maid’s wishin' for new ambition!

Everytime they see him passing along

What a man

What a man

He’s a real live petter

A sweetheart getter

When I tell you I’m not telling you wrong

Has the arms that are big and strong

Does he know where those arms belong

Oh you have no idea

Has he weighed that I loved so much

Does he speak with his sense of touch

Oh you have no idea

He’s got a million in the bank

And that helps a lot

But say that million in the bank

Is only part of what he’s got

Gosh oh gee do I wanna swear

Could he answer a maiden’s prayer

Oh you have no idea

Has he lips oh the girls adore

Does he know what he’s got 'em for?

Oh you have no conception

Has the eyes that are full of love

Do they show what he’s thinking of

Oh you have no idea

He’s got that whatsee whatsee what

What people can’t name

And say that whatsee whatsee what

Would make the wildest woman tame

Hot as fire all the girls agree

Does he spark when he’s out with me

Oh you have no idea

Does he love like a dessert sheik

When he nicks can he make 'em weep

Oh you have no realization

Has he got what the girls all crave

When they’re with him does he behave?

Come to me for information

He claims he’s travelled quite a lot

In far distant lands

I don’t know if it’s true or not

But boy he sure has traveling hands

Like an auto he changes speed

Has he got what his Sophie needs?

Oh you have no idea