Real Shit - Sophia Black, KYLE

When you’re dancing with someone and you think it’s lit

But when the lights turn on and they look like piss

That’s some real shit

When you’re too fucked up and you’re at the club

But then your friend rolls through with another damn shot

That’s some real shit

Sometimes, oh some real shit

Life’s a real bitch, mhm

But I’m okay, I’m still happy

I won’t quit

That’s some real shit

When he says he’ll call back so you made no plans

But now it’s 3 AM 'cause he never called back

That’s some real shit

When you say you’re too grown for that drama mess

But when it really comes down you’re still into it

That’s some real shit

Oh, most times, on some real shit

Life’s a real dick, oh yeah

But I’m okay, I’m still happy

I won’t quit

'Cause that’s that real shit

Oh, when you think you’re the shit and act like the shit

But when it comes to shit, you know you really ain’t shit

That’s that real shit, that’s that real shit, that’s that real shit

I know, I know, I know, I know, I said

When you think you’re the shit and act like the shit

But when it comes to shit, you know you really ain’t shit

That’s that real shit, that’s that real shit, that’s that real shit

I gotta, uh fuck

This that real shit

So you know when you’re out with your chick

And you gotta spend a grip

Because her mind is set on steak and shrimp

But your bank accounts on chicken strips

And she don’t give a shit?

Then you gotta buy her movie tix

And you try to lean in for a kiss

And she says 'I'm not in the mood'

And then you say 'hmm'

And she says 'what?'

You know what… nothing, fuck

And the movies weak so you go to sleep

And then you start to have this dream

That your forgot to lock your screen

And now she’s going through your texts

So you wake up like Mr Krabs

And she’s all like 'Who's Stephanie?'

Um, you mean my cousin?

Geez yeah, since 1993

You don’t work for TMZ

There’s nothing here behind the scene

You’re not homies with Scoobie Doo

This is not a mystery

You can check my history

I’ve only been to Pornhub once

And went to church the morning of

Yes, I know, I sorta suck but I’ve never been more in love

I just wanna get more in touch

Then she gets a call from Gabby

Her attitude was extra crappy

Now it’s hella happy

And you just sitting there like damn what the fuck just happened?

So you call up NASA

And even they don’t got the answers

That’s that real shit

Oh, when you think you’re the shit and act like the shit

But when it comes to shit, you know you really ain’t shit

That’s that real shit, that’s that real shit, that’s that real shit

I know, I know, I know, I know, I said

When you think you’re the shit and act like the shit

But when it comes to shit, you know you really ain’t shit

That’s that real shit, that’s that real shit, that’s that real shit

That’s that real shit

Yeah

That’s that real shit, oh yeah

Mmm

Real shit you know?