Better Homes and Gardens - SNFU

Later on, when I get old I’m gonna buy myself a better home

One that’s better than where I now live

One that doesn’t smell like shit

And it will have a garden to!

With tulips for me to tiptoe through

And I’ll keep my yard so nice and clean

As not to upset the community

I’ll have you know, this is my only goal

To have my house inside their centerfold

I can see it now, a two-page spread

In Better Homes and Gardens

Oh!

how I’d love to be in that magazine

Showing off my favorite recipes

And removing rust from garbage cans

This would make me the proudest man

But it will take a lot from me

For I can’t even keep my own room clean

I know that one day I’ll see my face

In Better Homes and Gardens