Jesus Was a Leprechaun - Snakefinger

Jesus was a leprechaun

Dying on the cross

Remembering his Celtic roots

Some place to hold my up lost

Jesus was a leprechaun

His name was Tiny Tom

He tried to have a little fun

But now my hands on my Venus alum

Jesus was a leprechaun

Full of trickery

But it went a bit too far

Now they made a matter of me

Jesus was a leprechaun

A twinkle in his eye

Always smiling sweetly

But I never expected to die