Handyman - Seven

Er ingen handyman, ikke sånn som alle andre i bygda

Er ingen handyman, holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Jeg prøver meg frem, men klåner igjen og igjen og igjen

Er ingen handyman, holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Heisann, heisann, jeg er ikke handyman, men vi kan få til noe greit sant?

Du kan ikke be meg skru sammen ikea skap, jeg forstår meg ikke på sånt verktøy

prat

Jeg tar frem meisler og hoggjern og kniver og skrikene kommer som en crazy

beliber

Jeg trives best når jeg kan slappe av, har triks i ermet for å slippe unna

Slippe unna oppvask, faker jeg et oppkast, knut i panna, dama fobanna

Når timene har gått og søppla stått, har dama forsått

Er ingen handyman, ikke sånn som alle andre i bygda

Er ingen handyman, holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Jeg prøver meg frem, men klåner igjen og igjen og igjen

Er ingen handyman, holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Bytte dekk, det legg over vekt foran vett

Det går rett vest, så hva skal man si om en kar som mæ

Vil du bytte for en dag, vil du være mæ?

Æ lover deg full avslapping, underbelastning og ikke no vasking

Ikke gjør narr av livsstilen min, jeg er ikke syk, jeg trenger ingen medisin

Sofagris med et gigantisk smil, det er ikke noe spøk sånn som første april

Når damene teffer meg kaller de meg candy, tenk deg om

Er ingen handyman, ikke sånn som alle andre i bygda

Er ingen handyman, holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Jeg prøver meg frem, men klåner igjen og igjen og igjen

Er ingen handyman, holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Er ingen handyman, ikke sånn som alle andre i bygda

Er ingen handyman, holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Jeg prøver meg frem, men klåner igjen og igjen og igjen

Er ingen handyman, holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Holder meg unna hammer og spiker, meisler og biler

Is not a handyman, not like everyone else in the village

Am no handyman, keep me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

I try my best, but cling again and again and again

Am no handyman, keep me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

Heisann, heisann, I'm not a handyman, but we can do something right, right?

You can not ask me to screw together ikea cabinets, I do not understand such tools

prat

I take out chisels and chisels and knives and the screams come like crazy

beliber

I thrive best when I can relax, have tricks up my sleeve to get away

Escape from the dishes, I fake a vomit, knot in the forehead, dama fobanna

When the hours have passed and the rubbish has stood, the lady has gone

Is not a handyman, not like everyone else in the village

Am no handyman, keep me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

I try my best, but cling again and again and again

Am no handyman, keep me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

Keeps me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

Keeps me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

Change tires, it puts weight in front of the senses

It goes straight west, so what to say about a guy who has to

Do you want to trade for a day, do you want to be mæ?

I promise you full relaxation, underload and no washing

Do not make fun of my lifestyle, I'm not sick, I do not need medicine

Sofa pig with a giant smile, it's no joke like the first of April

When the ladies hit me, they call me candy, think about it

Is not a handyman, not like everyone else in the village

Am no handyman, keep me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

I try my best, but cling again and again and again

Am no handyman, keep me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

Keeps me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

Keeps me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

Is not a handyman, not like everyone else in the village

Am no handyman, keep me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

I try my best, but cling again and again and again

Am no handyman, keep me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

Keeps me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars

Keeps me away from hammers and nails, chisels and cars