I Can't Stand Myself - Screeching Weasel

I’m immature, I talk a lot

I’m a lying, cheating, little snot

I smell bad, I don’t comb my hair

I steal from work, I don’t fight fair

I can’t stand myself

Girls are repulsed by the sight of me

I slouch, and I don’t brush my teeth

Don’t have a job, don’t go to school

And worst of all, I think I’m cool